A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...