Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...