The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.