On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...