He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...