A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Looking to buy a frog?
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Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...