Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...