fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...