Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....