Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....