You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...