Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.