Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...