Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...