8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...