The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...