Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....