What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.