Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...