A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...