Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...