Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!