How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...