Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?