Acronyms
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Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...