The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)