Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...