Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...