Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...