A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...