What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...