Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....