Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...