Never say it at work
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While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
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Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Computer Illiteracy
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New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Blonde quickies 141-160
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