Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....