Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...