Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...