Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...