Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...