Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...