A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.