Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Polish Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...