cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...