Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...