Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...