Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!