Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...