The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...