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Preserving the Egg of Life
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Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Name a…
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The AOL Car
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A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Yo mama is so lazy
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Pushing it!
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Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...