‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...